Fashion Blogs

POSTED IN You Should Read This July 22, 2011

I am guilty of being a fan of fashion blogs. I love to see who is wearing what and how some gal in Tempe can make a denim shirt look funky with full length gloves. Love it. I will waste a beautiful day indoors looking at them.

The one thing that drives me crazy about these blogs is the way their authors pose for pictures. It’s supposed to look very natural. We’ve all seen fashion models, twist and contort their bodies in some maniacal way whilst ordering a corn dog in Times Square. And the kicker is that they look beautiful doing it. That’s because THEY’RE MODELS.

Regular girls, pretty girls even, cannot pull this off. We are of the human race, and everyone knows that models come from Modelonia in the Anorex galaxy. Their powers are greater than ours.

When I watch these human girls trying to make the concave chest/shoulder roll pose seem natural, I have to admire them for having the chutzpah to put it out there. Personally, I could never take myself seriously.

4 COMMENTS

  1. Sundance says:

    This piece was cogent, well-writetn, and pithy.

  2. LINDA WERNER says:

    I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME TYPE IN MY NAME WHILE YOU HAVE A TEE POINTING AT ME SAYING I’M A WHORE! NICELY DONE! :-) ALSO, DON’T KNOW WHY I FEEL THE NEED TO SHOUT!

  3. LINDA WERNER says:

    I LOVE THE WAY YOUR ARROW MAKES ME A SELF ADMITTED WHORE. NICELY DONE SHELBY!!!! :-)

  4. LINDA WERNER says:

    NOW I RESPONDED 2X WHICH MAKES ME SEEM LIKE I AM MOSTLY LIKELY HIGH!

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